Dear Chetanya, Neetu and Avi,
Well what can I say..I can say thanks a countless times and would still fall short to thank you guys....
I clearly don't remember my first day at school....(well my mum tells me that I ran away from school and reached home :) ) ....but today's day at school is something I would never never never forget...
And I should say, it is one of the best international schools...with the best Head master, head miss and best youngest student :)
No studying :) No homework :) only eating, playing with colors, playing games and freaking out.....well that is what I call school and every kid should go to such school :)
Neetu, the tamil sapad is one of the best meal i have had in almost a 15 months now...you pulled of one of the most most impossible tasks of feeding dozen plus Indian food starved people...it was one of the most wonderful meal..the vada was amazing (crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside), the carrot purial was melting in mouth, the avial was perfect beyond imagination, rice/sambar with ghee was too perfect and most deliciously/tastily just galloped into stomach, rasam did the wonders....well i had no space for payasam..but did i stop there :) Payasam made its way into the stomach and all food which i was already stuffed with, made way for the payasam as if king is passing through a crowded street and crowd cleared the path for the king (payasam) :)
The badge you guys devised was one of the most innovative :) hats off to such a creative idea, wish every school follows such creativity :)
Finally the Games were like icing up icing on the cake.....
Clearly this is the best best First day at school....
Lastly and not the least, Clearly the BEST STUDENT AWARD deservedly went to the unconquered, the undefeated champion of the world, the greatest and cutest of all Kids in the world.. Mr AVIDANT JAIN
Dedicating this peom, well not exactly a poem but few rhyming lines to you guys...
Poem dedicated to Chetanya, Neetu and Avidant
“Never wanted to go school
Did not want to become a fool
Hated homework from the school
Wanted life to be wonderful
Heard life is boring in the school
And why spoil by going to school
Finally came my first day at school :(
I was admitted in the Maurice international school
Head miss was wonderful
Welcoming us at the school
LKG was my class
Saw two little kids are already in the class (FYI Readers: Mahesh/Amit were already in the class)
Head miss gave us rasna in the glass
Saw another small kid sleeping in the class (FYI Readers: Avidant was sleeping)
I was delighted to see no board in the class (FYI Readers:Head miss told they don't have any boards)
A photographer was taking photos from everywhere
Telling us say cheese/paneer and posing here and there
I smiled happily, thinking i get cheese/paneer from somewhere
Head miss told us we will play with water color
And painted our hands with water color
I smiled with joy seeing my hand on color
Got our badges on the back which was hand color
Red, blue, green and yellow was the color
Soon school started with the lunch hour :)
Head miss asked us to sit on the floor
Banana leaf in front us on the floor
Head miss and head master filled the leaf
Seeing food on the banana leaf
Our hungry stomachs churned with relief
Our eyes popped when vada came to the leaf
Carrot purial was muchy going in the mouth
And Avial melted in the mouth
When served with Rice, Sambar and ghee
The Food galloped inside with glee
Lastly came the Payasam like a king
All the food made way for the king
I loved my school
It was my best first day at school
Will never miss the school
Otherwise I would be a fool
Life is so wonderful in the school :)
Our head miss and head are wonderful
And avidant is best kid of the school
-JP
Sunday, January 30, 2011
My Friend's Marriage
Wish you a very happy married life
Let there be joy filled throughout your life
Let all happiness be part of your life
Let the sadness never enter your life
Let all the angels resign from heaven and be your servants for life
Let your family live happily ever after as long as sun, moon, stars are there in life
Wish you a very happy married life
- JP
Let there be joy filled throughout your life
Let all happiness be part of your life
Let the sadness never enter your life
Let all the angels resign from heaven and be your servants for life
Let your family live happily ever after as long as sun, moon, stars are there in life
Wish you a very happy married life
- JP
Rainy day
Rain rain go away
Come again another day
Don't drown mauritius by raining the whole day
Little JP wants to dry his clothes today
Go and rain in reserviors for full day
People are not getting water everyday
Rain rain go away
Little JP is bored sitting at home full day
Come again on a Monday
Don't spoil the weekend today
Little JP wants to enjoy the weekend today
Rain rain go away
Come again on a Tuesday
- JP
Come again another day
Don't drown mauritius by raining the whole day
Little JP wants to dry his clothes today
Go and rain in reserviors for full day
People are not getting water everyday
Rain rain go away
Little JP is bored sitting at home full day
Come again on a Monday
Don't spoil the weekend today
Little JP wants to enjoy the weekend today
Rain rain go away
Come again on a Tuesday
- JP
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Life of an Infoscion on a Friday
(This story is purely an imagination of the author. Any resemblance to living or dead is purely intentional, sorry I meant it is only a coincidence)
Being an Infoscion is like catching a speeding train, it is thrilling, it is challenging, gosh how do I explain, guys you have to be an Infoscion to feel it :) Let me start the story now…
My speedometer was showing 196kmph, I had broken my own speed record of my previous best 184kmph. I was driving BMW Mini one, from Madrid to Valencia on the high speed lane on a dark night with only light of full moon to guide me, the road was amazingly visible like a runway, the reflectors reflecting light from my own car headlamp. The road stretched straight ahead into dark night as long as eternity with the big full moon straight ahead of me. I felt like I was driving towards moon at high speed. Chellam was chatting animated about some gossips at office, but yeah, which living man on the earth listens to his wife when you are driving your SUV with your favorite song playing. “chikku bukku railay..A.R Rehman’s all time hit from Gentleman was playing” ….I was feeling like Michael Schumacher on the race track, it was heavenly speed thrill, just when all was getting better....I crashed craaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssh
Shhhrrrrrrrrilllllllllllll went my alarm waking me up from deepest slumber, crash landing me to reality, bang bang came the realities. I was still a bachelor.Chellam was my dream girl, whom I had no guts to propose and biggest reality of all stuck like a missile, It was 6:30am and I had to get ready in 45mins to catch my last Infy bus, otherwise forget 196kmph, I would be stuck in the bus which cannot even move at 1.96kmph in the Hosur traffic jam, finally mother of all reality of realities struck like lightning from dark sky, I had a critical delivery to make today, it is the last day and I was stuck with a piece of code which does not work anywhere except in my system, whatever thrill that was left from my dream vanished. But a small smile developed, Thank god it is Friday and I had a movie and dinner date with jasmine. I thought this day is going to be awesome and legendary …
Kicked myself out of bed for a challenging day ahead..Infoscion you know..Winning in the flat world is my passion. Got ready in 40mins equaling my record for how many times..hmm..I don’t know maybe umpteenth time :)
Reached the bus stop in 5mins..Only to realize the bus had just left..called for an auto (3 legged emergency machine) …instructed him to catch this bus..Felt like a James bond chasing a time machine.
Reached office at 8:15am, after finger print match, Iris scan, multi-dimensional pattern head to foot match, the system recognized me as the employee and cleared my entry.
After a quick breakfast of Masala dosa and filter coffee, I reached my desk by 8:30am. I started my Dart, with general catch all, started to check my mails, there was around 100 unread mails, 10 from K-shop, 10 from Tools group, 11 from Go green, 4 reminders to fill my performance appraisal. I was still not smiling…4 reminders to submit my Dart, 3 reminder mails to change my password, 6 mails from Messenger (To approve leaves, New ILITE courses, Certification exams etc)..still no smile…there were more mails about all hands meet, conferences to attend, Tax return reminder mails…biggest fear was developing in my mind and finally there I saw the mail I was looking for hiding among sea of other mails, the mail from Jasmine, the date was still on….she would be waiting…at the reception of building number 58.
My smile returned …Thank god it is Friday :)
I went through all other mails, noted down all the tasks for the day, I call Fridays a meetings day, because all the meetings somehow automatically planned during the week suddenly happens on the Friday. Status meeting, Meeting with OSC, with the customer it goes on…on top of it..I had to finish this delivery all by 6pm. It was impossibly challenging…but again Infoscion you know..challenge is my passion and it comes on plate. The clock showed 8:50am..
I had exactly 8hrs to make my code work in all the machines and most importantly to make it work in a user system somewhere in Belgium…
Set the Dart for coding task…jumped into sea of code..getting latest from all vss, building, compiling and started the debugger..I was all set to fix this code once for all, was just about to start coding, pop came the messenger from my PM, there was the status meeting. (FYI, readers just yesterday before going home I had provided complete status)
Status meeting went on for an hour. My PM was talking mostly about all the risks, mitigation plans…for me I saw a biggest risk of loosing jasmine’s date. If I don’t finish the code by 6pm, my date will go for a toss and there was no mitigation.
I got back to my seat at 10am. I had to reset my Dart and log time for time spent in meeting..
Again I started back on the code, I was 30mins into it. I got a meeting reminder, I was supposed to attend Performance goal setting meeting. The meeting went on for an hour and half. It was already lunch time and I was going nowhere with my code, called up my friend satz to get a sandwich packed for me, planned for working over lunch.
It was 12:15pm, I sat back at my desk and all set to finish the code. I changed my messenger status to ‘Do not disturb’, just when I started the debugger, I got a call from Trisha (She works in IVS) she asked whether I am busy and whether I can join for the lunch at Gol gonda for ‘Chicken biryani’. I replied back “I am totally free, where I should meet her”, she was calling from reception :)
Came back to my desk at 1:15pm, I had made no progress on the code and biggest risk was looming heavy. I reset my Dart again. I also had couple mails from my PM and OSC asking for the status on code delivery. This time I was determined to finish before I leave my desk.
Did some progress till 2pm and just when I thought I was all set to finish, My DM came around announcing all of us are supposed to attend the all hands meet, it is compulsory, few important announcements about new wins, Irace announcement, most important policy change on CRR and promotions etc are going to be discussed. Gosh, Yes, I said I cannot miss this meeting.
We all went to the meeting room. The meeting went on for almost an hour and half, many important announcements and policy changes were discussed. Everybody seemed to understand everything that was being said expect me. I did not want to ask any more questions and prolong the meeting since I had to complete this code. I just made a note to check with my colleagues later about the summary (FYI readers, only later found out that none of them understood most of things from the meeting :) )
I was back at my desk. It was 3:30pm. I had exactly 2hr 30mins only to finish my code. This time I made up my mind even earthquake will not make me move from my desk until I finish the coding.
I started the debugger, after an hour of debugging I discovered the root cause of the problem, it turned out to be because of invalid character in the data which was throwing the flow into error handler. The problem which took me almost 2days to figure out turned out to be just a 30mins fix. I fixed, did a round of unit testing, followed by integration testing, regression testing, check-out, check-in, packaging and deployment all in the regard time of 45mins. The clock struck 5:45pm. I had another 15mins to send my status mail, dart updation, quick call to OSC. I got a messenger pop-up from jasmine, that she is done for the day and going to reception to wait. I was about to say, there is still 15mins …but again girls somehow manage everything early..did not make the mistake to question her. I continued with my work, fired a quick status update mail, updated Dart, called up OSC and explained the inexplicable, he seemed to understand everything, but I knew I had to explain the same thing again on Monday. The clock stuck 6 ‘0’ clock. I made it….I punched my hand in the air..packed by bag…
Just when I was about to shut down the system, I got this very good idea to check the mails for one last time, before I close for the day. Guess this was a very bad idea which was about to spoil my evening…
There came a mail from shakalaka, I am supposed to complete at least one certification exam by Monday, in order to meet the compliance, my heart sank, there goes my date and weekend plans :)
Tring tring rang my phone, it was from Tamana, she said she had two tickets to this new movie tomorrow and whether I can join :) ….
This is the life of Infoscion on a Friday. Watch out for my next episode of the short story to find out, did I go for the date with Jasmine, did I go for the movie with Tamana or did I cancel everything to study for the exam or did I go for double date and still pass the exam and who is Chellam, did I propose her ?
Being an Infoscion is like catching a speeding train, it is thrilling, it is challenging, gosh how do I explain, guys you have to be an Infoscion to feel it :) Let me start the story now…
My speedometer was showing 196kmph, I had broken my own speed record of my previous best 184kmph. I was driving BMW Mini one, from Madrid to Valencia on the high speed lane on a dark night with only light of full moon to guide me, the road was amazingly visible like a runway, the reflectors reflecting light from my own car headlamp. The road stretched straight ahead into dark night as long as eternity with the big full moon straight ahead of me. I felt like I was driving towards moon at high speed. Chellam was chatting animated about some gossips at office, but yeah, which living man on the earth listens to his wife when you are driving your SUV with your favorite song playing. “chikku bukku railay..A.R Rehman’s all time hit from Gentleman was playing” ….I was feeling like Michael Schumacher on the race track, it was heavenly speed thrill, just when all was getting better....I crashed craaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssh
Shhhrrrrrrrrilllllllllllll went my alarm waking me up from deepest slumber, crash landing me to reality, bang bang came the realities. I was still a bachelor.Chellam was my dream girl, whom I had no guts to propose and biggest reality of all stuck like a missile, It was 6:30am and I had to get ready in 45mins to catch my last Infy bus, otherwise forget 196kmph, I would be stuck in the bus which cannot even move at 1.96kmph in the Hosur traffic jam, finally mother of all reality of realities struck like lightning from dark sky, I had a critical delivery to make today, it is the last day and I was stuck with a piece of code which does not work anywhere except in my system, whatever thrill that was left from my dream vanished. But a small smile developed, Thank god it is Friday and I had a movie and dinner date with jasmine. I thought this day is going to be awesome and legendary …
Kicked myself out of bed for a challenging day ahead..Infoscion you know..Winning in the flat world is my passion. Got ready in 40mins equaling my record for how many times..hmm..I don’t know maybe umpteenth time :)
Reached the bus stop in 5mins..Only to realize the bus had just left..called for an auto (3 legged emergency machine) …instructed him to catch this bus..Felt like a James bond chasing a time machine.
Reached office at 8:15am, after finger print match, Iris scan, multi-dimensional pattern head to foot match, the system recognized me as the employee and cleared my entry.
After a quick breakfast of Masala dosa and filter coffee, I reached my desk by 8:30am. I started my Dart, with general catch all, started to check my mails, there was around 100 unread mails, 10 from K-shop, 10 from Tools group, 11 from Go green, 4 reminders to fill my performance appraisal. I was still not smiling…4 reminders to submit my Dart, 3 reminder mails to change my password, 6 mails from Messenger (To approve leaves, New ILITE courses, Certification exams etc)..still no smile…there were more mails about all hands meet, conferences to attend, Tax return reminder mails…biggest fear was developing in my mind and finally there I saw the mail I was looking for hiding among sea of other mails, the mail from Jasmine, the date was still on….she would be waiting…at the reception of building number 58.
My smile returned …Thank god it is Friday :)
I went through all other mails, noted down all the tasks for the day, I call Fridays a meetings day, because all the meetings somehow automatically planned during the week suddenly happens on the Friday. Status meeting, Meeting with OSC, with the customer it goes on…on top of it..I had to finish this delivery all by 6pm. It was impossibly challenging…but again Infoscion you know..challenge is my passion and it comes on plate. The clock showed 8:50am..
I had exactly 8hrs to make my code work in all the machines and most importantly to make it work in a user system somewhere in Belgium…
Set the Dart for coding task…jumped into sea of code..getting latest from all vss, building, compiling and started the debugger..I was all set to fix this code once for all, was just about to start coding, pop came the messenger from my PM, there was the status meeting. (FYI, readers just yesterday before going home I had provided complete status)
Status meeting went on for an hour. My PM was talking mostly about all the risks, mitigation plans…for me I saw a biggest risk of loosing jasmine’s date. If I don’t finish the code by 6pm, my date will go for a toss and there was no mitigation.
I got back to my seat at 10am. I had to reset my Dart and log time for time spent in meeting..
Again I started back on the code, I was 30mins into it. I got a meeting reminder, I was supposed to attend Performance goal setting meeting. The meeting went on for an hour and half. It was already lunch time and I was going nowhere with my code, called up my friend satz to get a sandwich packed for me, planned for working over lunch.
It was 12:15pm, I sat back at my desk and all set to finish the code. I changed my messenger status to ‘Do not disturb’, just when I started the debugger, I got a call from Trisha (She works in IVS) she asked whether I am busy and whether I can join for the lunch at Gol gonda for ‘Chicken biryani’. I replied back “I am totally free, where I should meet her”, she was calling from reception :)
Came back to my desk at 1:15pm, I had made no progress on the code and biggest risk was looming heavy. I reset my Dart again. I also had couple mails from my PM and OSC asking for the status on code delivery. This time I was determined to finish before I leave my desk.
Did some progress till 2pm and just when I thought I was all set to finish, My DM came around announcing all of us are supposed to attend the all hands meet, it is compulsory, few important announcements about new wins, Irace announcement, most important policy change on CRR and promotions etc are going to be discussed. Gosh, Yes, I said I cannot miss this meeting.
We all went to the meeting room. The meeting went on for almost an hour and half, many important announcements and policy changes were discussed. Everybody seemed to understand everything that was being said expect me. I did not want to ask any more questions and prolong the meeting since I had to complete this code. I just made a note to check with my colleagues later about the summary (FYI readers, only later found out that none of them understood most of things from the meeting :) )
I was back at my desk. It was 3:30pm. I had exactly 2hr 30mins only to finish my code. This time I made up my mind even earthquake will not make me move from my desk until I finish the coding.
I started the debugger, after an hour of debugging I discovered the root cause of the problem, it turned out to be because of invalid character in the data which was throwing the flow into error handler. The problem which took me almost 2days to figure out turned out to be just a 30mins fix. I fixed, did a round of unit testing, followed by integration testing, regression testing, check-out, check-in, packaging and deployment all in the regard time of 45mins. The clock struck 5:45pm. I had another 15mins to send my status mail, dart updation, quick call to OSC. I got a messenger pop-up from jasmine, that she is done for the day and going to reception to wait. I was about to say, there is still 15mins …but again girls somehow manage everything early..did not make the mistake to question her. I continued with my work, fired a quick status update mail, updated Dart, called up OSC and explained the inexplicable, he seemed to understand everything, but I knew I had to explain the same thing again on Monday. The clock stuck 6 ‘0’ clock. I made it….I punched my hand in the air..packed by bag…
Just when I was about to shut down the system, I got this very good idea to check the mails for one last time, before I close for the day. Guess this was a very bad idea which was about to spoil my evening…
There came a mail from shakalaka, I am supposed to complete at least one certification exam by Monday, in order to meet the compliance, my heart sank, there goes my date and weekend plans :)
Tring tring rang my phone, it was from Tamana, she said she had two tickets to this new movie tomorrow and whether I can join :) ….
This is the life of Infoscion on a Friday. Watch out for my next episode of the short story to find out, did I go for the date with Jasmine, did I go for the movie with Tamana or did I cancel everything to study for the exam or did I go for double date and still pass the exam and who is Chellam, did I propose her ?
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